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PostSubject: Reasons why Real football beats american football    Reasons why Real football beats american football  I_icon_minitimeWed Nov 17, 2010 9:59 am

- First let´s begin with the basics :

american football = You use HANDS lol and still call it "foot"ball ???

real football = you actually use your feet .


real football = Played by everyone included americans and worshiped worldwide.

american football = Only played by usa and some other countries that failed at "soccer" .




- Now read as it follows and cry me a river :



real football = a form of human art

american throwball= human stupidity at its best


american handball= cults

real football= religion of the world.


american football= requires fat people to play

real football= requires skill, endurance, strategies, team work and every sizes of a person can play.


dumb football = hitting and catching

real football = dribble, pass, shoot, cross the ball , headshot .


real football = stadiums full of wild , tireless fanatics chanting evry second for their team.

handball = stadiums full of white big fat pigs and scoutboys drinking beer outside the bar and chating like little girls .


real football = Pasion and Devotion .

joke football = Money and Roids .


real football players = smart , fast , intuitive , naturally talented

fake football players = dumb, brute , barbaric , skilless , low IQ , play WoW , have names that start with "B"


Real Football = Legendary sport

Fatball = Bad imitation of the british RUGBY .


real football = Has a slot at the Olympic Games along with the other REAL sports.

fakeball = Has a slot at the Olympic Games....of Handicapted People .


real football = FIFA World Cup the greatest event on Earth held evry 4 years .

pussy football = Super B....IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT THE NAME OF THAT LITTLE TOURNAMENT IS .








And btw go learn how to chant you pussys , this is how we do it in South America:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6b53rVFMWA&feature=related


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real football players = smart , fast , intuitive , naturally talented

fake football players = dumb , low IQ , play WoW , have names that start with "B"

Lol!!!! ta cool joe
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons why Real football beats american football    Reasons why Real football beats american football  I_icon_minitimeWed Nov 17, 2010 10:31 pm

Love the play wow part Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons why Real football beats american football    Reasons why Real football beats american football  I_icon_minitimeFri Nov 19, 2010 12:10 pm

Football is fun.

Man I'm ambiguous!
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons why Real football beats american football    Reasons why Real football beats american football  I_icon_minitimeFri Nov 19, 2010 6:11 pm

-=Raptor=-Jinzo wrote:
real football players = smart , fast , intuitive , naturally talented

fake football players = dumb , low IQ , play WoW , have names that start with "B"

Lol!!!! ta cool joe


You actually have to be smart and need a lot of skill to be a professional american football player.


And I don't get the "B" thing.



and the reason why it is called football is because when they were thinking of a name, I guess they were thinking about kickoffs and field goals, you know? Kicking the ball with your FEET. So I guess it stuck
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<--- Name is "B"rad
and Joe's comment was directed (mainly) towards me.
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Desolate wrote:
-=Raptor=-Jinzo wrote:
real football players = smart , fast , intuitive , naturally talented

fake football players = dumb , low IQ , play WoW , have names that start with "B"

Lol!!!! ta cool joe


You actually have to be smart and need a lot of skill to be a professional american football player.



Sorry to disagree Andy but i don´t see how hitting and throwing balls can be considered "smart" ....i mean a mentally ill person could do that too .
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All you do in soccer is kick and headbutt if you want to simplify both sports down so much.

Football requires 11 very strong, very fast, and very athletic players that are capable of working together to pull off well-organized plays.
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons why Real football beats american football    Reasons why Real football beats american football  I_icon_minitimeFri Nov 19, 2010 11:58 pm

For example, a quarter back has to be smart, he has to be able to make pre-snap reads, and audibles. Coaches have to be smart to construct strategies and game plans and call plays at the right time. Wide Receivers have to be athletic, they have to run routes, make tough catches above your head or sometimes dive for them.

One of the smartest players in the NFL is Troy Polamalu, he plays Strong Safety on defense and if you ever see any of his good plays he makes you will see how smart he is.
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons why Real football beats american football    Reasons why Real football beats american football  I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 20, 2010 8:06 am

But just 1 in all NFL lol!
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Desolate wrote:
For example, a quarter back has to be smart, he has to be able to make pre-snap reads, and audibles. Coaches have to be smart to construct strategies and game plans and call plays at the right time. Wide Receivers have to be athletic, they have to run routes, make tough catches above your head or sometimes dive for them.

One of the smartest players in the NFL is Troy Polamalu, he plays Strong Safety on defense and if you ever see any of his good plays he makes you will see how smart he is.


Ok the QB is smart.........still not smart enough .

Its way more difficult to run with a ball using nothing but your own feet than using your hands ....also it takes so much more coordination to throw a ball using your feet than using hands .

As you can see as much talented an american football player can be.....he aint talented enough to play real football , unless ofc he trains real hard ; but as i stated b4 only real skilled ppl can do what "soccer" players can .


Oh i forgot, you need roids to be succesfull at american football......that´s not the case with real football , evrybody talented enough can play it .
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I'm not on roids. Actually, I'm pretty weak.

Still...I kick ass Smile
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Haha, good one!
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Hop on in, Rocky.

How dare you little jabroni to come in to the rock´s topic and run your mouth about how i should hop in your family´s holiday truck ??

And what´s worst , you don´t even have the class to introduce yourself ??
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hahaha dude, u still the same crazy dude..xD
u ppl should play avp2 again, the doing nuthing is driving u all bitches crazy..Smile
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Nice English, love.
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I also hope that a plane crash your house and then a bird shit on your face
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Which one first?
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Akon....The Rock sees how you look at Jinzo...Jinzo the rock Sees how you look at Bradkon.

So The Rock says cut right to the chase , so why don´t you 2 just get it over with and have a damn baby . The Rock can see it right now , a little JinKon ; first words out of his mouth : " I wanna play WoW " .
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so why don´t you 2 just get it over with and have a damn baby . The Rock can see it right now , a little JinKon ; first words out of his mouth : " I wanna play WoW " .


Bad idea, he might turn out like this kid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwql6_RJ348
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