A Game: Ask Wishes

This is about a wish and that of the others fuck.


Example:

I want a xbox 360 game

And the other answers:

Granted but it will be defective.

I start:

I wish I could teleport everywhere i want

I wish I was locked up in my own mind for the rest of my life, in a nightmare I cant wake up of, thats where i belong...

Granted, you are now part of Raptor's forums.

thanks Lou, Im depressed as hell, and my parents threats me to throw me out of the house...

Thought you were playing the game

I dont do games.

I wish I could get my very own shotgun-chucks!

I wish I could undo some things I've done wrong.

Granted, but you do even worse things.

I wish my girlfriends parents didn't hate me.

Granted, now your girlfriend hates you instead!

I wish I was able to telep.. wait someone did that. Well, I still wish I did!

Granted but someone has did it 0000.3 miliseconds before you...
I wish i could fly

Granted, but your fly is open.

And ur wish?

I wish I had a new computah!

Granted,but it was a transformer.
I wish I this wish couldnt be granted in a bad way

Granted, but we couldn't read your wish because it was too poorly written.

I wish I was best friends with Superman, Aquaman, Wolverine and Dum Dum Dougan!

Granted but they decided to play a friendly game of Russian Roulette with a glock, you went first.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Denied.

Granted, but you will have to sleep eternely.

I wish I could spell right.

Granted, but you will have to type and write less.

I wish I was dead.

i wish that school is over

Granted, but now you have no education and will fail at life.

I wish i was more stricter....

Panda wrote:

Granted, but now you have no education and will fail at life.

I wish i was more stricter....

Granted but your strictness will make you go insane and lock your kids in there rooms for 10 hours a day.


i wish Al Queda would be a merry man, he could be an Arab santa.