A Game: Ask Wishes

Kunai-San wrote:

Panda wrote:

Granted, but now you have no education and will fail at life.

I wish i was more stricter....

Granted but your strictness will make you go insane and lock your kids in there rooms for 10 hours a day.


i wish Al Queda would be a merry man, he could be an Arab santa.

Granted, but 9/11 would be the new christmas.

I wish i was sober hahahahahahaha

Granted, but you're gonna have one helluva hang-over.

I wish I was a robotic watch

Fakafon wrote:

Granted, but you're gonna have one helluva hang-over.

I wish I was a robotic watch

Granted but you now have alligator clips for arms apparently.


I wish I knew how to dance The Charleston.

Granted, no need to add any negative effects, the Charleston's a terrible dance XD.

I wish I had a Delorian!

Granted, now you can travel time.

I wish i had beaten the shit out of the guy before.

Panda wrote:

Granted, now you can travel time.

I wish i had beaten the shit out of the guy before.

Granted, but his blood got in your cut and you now have AIDS.


No need to hate buddy.



Oh and btw, DeLoreans are awesome cars

http://www.youtube.co.jp/watch?v=jaOi3L4yRxk

No need to hate? thats all ive done in my fucking shit life.

Well I do not know much about how your life works, but i do not see reasons why you would come to the raptor forum and take your anger out here, out on the people who have done NOTHING to you. I mean damn man, this is a topic for a game. You know, something that involves FUN? not talking about your life's woes on the second post. If you really are this much depressed, try getting help from a doctor? because I am pretty sure making everyone else here miserable doesn't help.

Granted, but now you have to stfu.

I wish for World Peace, with out the peace.

Granted, but the world will be cut into pieces.

I wish the Twilight series was actualy GOOD instead of being atrociously evily horribly bad.

Kunai-San wrote:

Well I do not know much about how your life works, but i do not see reasons why you would come to the raptor forum and take your anger out here, out on the people who have done NOTHING to you. I mean damn man, this is a topic for a game. You know, something that involves FUN? not talking about your life's woes on the second post. If you really are this much depressed, try getting help from a doctor? because I am pretty sure making everyone else here miserable doesn't help.

What the hell did i do to you? Ive been told numerous times that I shouldnt go on depressed and angry here, but I am that 24/7 so should i just leave and never come back? I wasnt sober yesterday either, and yeah going onto here drunk might not seem so clever but i dont even remember i did now did i?

Granted, but you will have regrets for weeks to come.

I wish I had Adobe Flash installed on my CPU!

Granted but your CPU is now installed in your mom with the only access point being her vajayyjayy.

I wish I wasn't sick

Granted, but you'll need to find the medicine inside my mom's vajayjay. Just don't touch the CPU. You sick sick man!

I wish I had 5 stars above my name!

Granted, but the 5 stars are viruses and ur CPU will shutdown

I wish a Nightvision Googles

Granted but looking through them you suddenly find monsters that immediately remove your dick the moment you see them.

I wish my food wasn't so hot, then I could eat it.

Granted, but you wasted too much time waiting for it to get cold and the 3 bears are back to kick yo ass, Goldilocks.

I wish I had the power to control the weather.

AKoN wrote:

Granted, but now you have to stfu.

You got a problem with my friend? If so speak up. I think there might be a misunderstanding, I think Kunai thought you wanted to beat him up Panda.

But anyway

"I wish I had the power to control the weather."


Granted, but all weathermen in the world will come and rape you.

I wish my laptop wasn't broken.

Granted, but what the fuck is wrong with you people and sexual innuendos?

I wish...

Seriously?

I wish I had...

I mean my mom and now weathermen? Is there something you guys ain't telling me?

I wish I had the power to read minds!




Seriously!

Weathermen... ugh -_-

Desolate wrote:

AKoN wrote:

Granted, but now you have to stfu.

You got a problem with my friend? If so speak up. I think there might be a misunderstanding, I think Kunai thought you wanted to beat him up Panda.

But anyway

"I wish I had the power to control the weather."


Granted, but all weathermen in the world will come and rape you.

I wish my laptop wasn't broken.

The problem is that all these people are getting off topic and I actually like this game.

Granted, but you soon realize that they can also read you mind and when you look at that cute girl in your class room and think,"man if I had an hour alone with her.." she turns around and cuts your feet off.

I wish my girlfriend's parents didn't hate me

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR WISHES ARE JABRONIS

Granted, but you will never be able to write with capital letters ever again.

I wish I could become invisible at will!

ROCKSTER wrote:

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR WISHES ARE JABRONIS

God Ive missed you, hahahaha.

Granted, but now people wont have the same perspective on you.

I dont have any wishes............ someone else, start.

Granted, but you have to give everyone on Raptor 5 bucks.

I wish I could move object from a distance using telekinesis!