A Game: Ask Wishes

Fakafon wrote:

Granted, but you have to give everyone on Raptor 5 bucks.

I wish I could move object from a distance using telekinesis!

Granted, but now you'll become a serial killer just like Sylar.

I wish my homework made itself.

Granted, now your homework will reproduce asexualy and multiply expotentialy. Because it's doing itself.

I wish nickels could buy candies, like in the good ol' days.

Granted, but the only candy left in the world is AIDS in Smartie form.

I wish my English teacher wasn't such a betch.

Granted, you can now spell correctly and that'll make her stop XD

I wish my ceiling was made of hot funky love, my floor of hot sweaty horizontal OOlala and my walls made of hot syrupy chocolate!

Granted, but you wake up and it was all a dream, you poor sap!

I wish I had the cure for cancer!

Granted, but you cannot cure your self and you have got cancer from being around cancer patients so much (lol.)

I wish I didn't have early morning practice

Granted, but instead, you'll have 24/7 practice.

I wish I could've wished!

Fakafon wrote:

Granted, but instead, you'll have 24/7 practice.

I wish I could've wished!

if you had 24/7 hour practice, you would still have it early in the morning :p


granted, but you've created a paradox which destroyed the universe.


I wish chickens laid eggs with money in them.

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish the I had a yellow submarine. In the sky. With diamonds. JUUUDE!

Fakafon wrote:

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish the I had a yellow submarine. In the sky. With diamonds. JUUUDE!

Granted, but it immediately plunges towards the ground.

I wish I could relive my childhood days.

Granted, but u remember the time when a kid was punching in ur face and then u want to suicide because u can live with that in ur mind.

I wish I could have 4 TB more in my Computer

Granted, but your computer breaks.

I wish I didn't have loads of homework when I go back to school.

Granted, because Im in a good mood.

I wish I could kick Brad's ass in AvP. :p

Granted, but you can't beat his ass in AvP2.

I wish the distance between the moon and Earth was shorter!

Granted, but now the moon will stare into your soul.

I wish I could press the weight of a neutronstar in benchpress.

Granted, but benchpressing is now a thing of the past compared to pressbenching and no one cares how much weight you're reppin'.

I wish I were two years younger

Granted, but your mind has aged 120 years in the process and you are now a vegetable.

I wish I could dual wield other guns than Colts in CF

Fakafon wrote:

Granted, but your mind has aged 120 years in the process and you are now a vegetable.

I wish I could dual wield other guns than Colts in CF

Granted, but now you're considered a hacker since thats how gay that shitty community is.

I wish I was 3 years older.

Granted, but your mind has devolved into one of a baby in the process and have to relearn everything again.

I wish I had a link to the past!

Fakafon wrote:

Granted, but your mind has devolved into one of a baby in the process and have to relearn everything again.

I wish I had a link to the past!

Granted, but you now are stuck in an alternate dimension, defeating a powerful giant pig is your only hope of escape.


I wish I knew every language in the world!

Granted, but u will become a crazy person that who has been traumatized for the rest of your life and no one want to talk to you.

I wish I Can Eat an Elephant a Tiger and a Lion in one pill

Granted by the elephant hatches in your stomach and the tiger's blood drains from your eyes.

I wish I didn't require sleep.

Granted, but u will be blind cuz ur eyes will turn red and dry.

I wish I Could have 999 Wishes

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but now you are out of wishes.

I wish I could transform sound into solid matter!

All those granted hurt my eyes.

Granted, but what kind of matter are we talking about?

I wish i could manipulate gravity.